Kiss me. You'll like it.

happy birthday britney.<3

so thankful for my family.

Why He’s Hot:

1. He plays the bad guy. The nemesis. The arch enemy. The antagonist. And you know what, you even fell bad for him in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. Why? Because he’s just that amazing.
2. He plays the guitar. THE ACOUSTIC guitar. And he sings. His voice has you unconsciously removing your denim skinnys and dimming the lights. Look it up on YouTube. Now look around. Your pants are at you ankles and the lights are  dark. Dark enough for his talented fingers to go to work. And not the guitar, babe.
3. His eyes. Yep. Those are his blue, piercing eyes staring through your computer screen. The eyes themselves have their own magic and you know it. They’re tearing you apart and you’re loving every second of it. Just the stare alone is making you jizz yourself. Why? Because he’sfucking you with his goddamn eyes.
4. HE HAS A BRITISH ACCENT. His voice alone is hotter than Justin Timberlake. That’s right, I said it. And if he said it, you’d jizz yourselfeven more.
5. He has that awkward and stong body. Not too buff, not too skinny. He’s a healthy boy with God-like arms. YUM. Those babies have turned straight men so far into the closet, they’re almost in Narnia. So, face it. He’s sex on fucking legs. And I think know we’d all tap that.

Why He’s Hot:

1. He’s Italian. Sicilian to be exact. A bunch of other stuff too but none of it matters - he’s Italian. As if the last name Ventimiglia wasn’t enough, it’s oh-so-obvious with that black hair, those wide hazel eyes and that olive skin. Mmmmm Italians.
2. That crooked smile - how it half way exposes those perfect teeth. Makes me say something that I’d never otherwise say: “Thank you dead nerve endings.” We women of the world will make our mission to find out if every other nerve in that beautiful body of his works correctly. Testing and touching and tasting and…
3. That playful charm behind his sly, brooding exterior. He’s had it since Gilmore Girls: that little something that made him curiously sexy, that made us want to get in his head as much as his pants.
4. He’s short, only 5’9”, but is so fucking badass. Remember Fergie’s video for “Big Girls Don’t Cry”? I do. I watched that fucker more times than I care to count and I cannot stand that goddamn song. I mean, just look at him in it. The man can pull off fake tattoos dammit.
5. Three words: Petrelli Brothers Sandwich. I’m thinking double salami on whole wheat. With mayo.

TE AMO<3.

THIS is a new moon.
It is sad that if you image Google “new moon”, you get Meyer’s “literature” before the astronomic version of it

I would like this for christmas. (:

available @ despair

who wants to come over to breakfast tomorrow? these bacony things look DELICIOUS. my god i’m excited.

for some reason i really love this. ay porque?